WOMAN IN KITWE RACES AFTER A CHILD NAKED TO GET JOE
A woman aged 34 of Mulenga compound in Kitwe has shocked neighbors after being spotted chasing a child naked.
The incident occurred in the morning today, a woman identified as Mutinta Dora Banda reportedly came back from town where she met her husband who allegedly bought groceries for her including some cookies, Joe biscuit.
Dora today was excited to meet her husband who is a truck driver, the modern San people. She reportedly got a joe biscuit and opened it. The crazy crunchy bite of the cookie summoned all her hormones. She realized she needed to sit comfortably with a cold drink to finish this sweet battle.
She first got a soft drink put it in the fridge then went to bath obviously preparing the body for the feast.
The bathroom, according to witnesses, is a few meters away from the main house which she shares with her old mother.
Walking back into the house, Dora bumped into a small boy eating her joe biscuit. Before she could say a word, the boy pushed her and saw his way out holding the biscuit pack tightly.
The woman went insane and immediately flew after the boy leaving her flip-flops and wrapper behind…
People only saw her running at a speed unimaginable, naked and she kept calling Joe!Joe! Which corrupt minds misinterpreted thinking Joe left in the middle of something.
Realising the woman was after a small boy with a pack of biscuit, people intervened and older women wrapped her to cover the taboos some people are blessed with.
The story has left many shocked but it has been confirmed that this woman just arrived from Petauke a few months ago. So, Joe biscuit could be new.